Ugh, soccer. If I wanted to watch a bunch of perfectly coiffed, athletic, beautiful, sinewy, olive-skinned, rich, limber, baby-smooth, fashionable, charming, aggressive yet yielding, virile, engorged, wha, where, what was I talking about? I gotta sit down for a minute.
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