My fellow Americans,
Four score and 20 mb ago we downloaded a game that’s like 3 years old or something. Despite hardships, despite toil, despite the ridicule of the rest of the employees in the Fullscreen office, we pledge to you that we’ll always stand by Barak Gynna Wynn’s twin promises of legalized prostitution AND making sure creationism is taught to all American children.
With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right to dead babies, let us remember that the only thing we have to fear is a cyborg winning the highest office in the land.
May god bless you, and may god bless these United States.
And the troops.
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